Wednesday 9 March 2011

Back to Africa!

4th October-7th October – Days 369-371 – Maputo, Mozambique


Arrival in Maputo was an experience that we hadn't been through in a while – it had been weeks since we'd arrived in a new big city, and Maputo was in a new country. We had no idea where we were, we didn't speak any of the local languages (as, after months in English-speaking countries, we were suddenly plunged into Portuguese-speaking Mozambique) and, having played the parts of head clowns in the visa circus of that afternoon, we arrived in Maputo quite a while after dark. Fortunately, the minibus driver was a Swazi who had taken pity on us being put through the visa treadmill and gave us a lift to Base Backpackers, the crashpad we had lined up. As we offered him a small tip for his troubles, he almost fell over himself in gratitude (a nice surprise as I was worried that he wouldn't consider it enough – although we were almost cleaned out of cash by that point) and we disappeared into our room. A nice Indian dinner over the road eventually followed (after a painstakingly long decision-making process finally solved when I just walked in) and we crashed for the night.


Our first full day in Maputo was just spent wandering around. I wouldn't exactly say that it's a beautiful city but it's certainly charming and I liked it pretty quickly – it's full of life (at least during the day) and has a strange mixture of architectures too – narrow Portuguese-colonial streets and main roads of large concrete buildings which looked like they took their inspiration more from the earlier independence days when Mozambique liked to think of itself as Marxist. With Soviet economic and military assistance probably came Soviet architects and the results are plain for all to see. There's something about the mixture of these large concrete buildings and the African adaptation of them – similar buildings we saw in Russia were still grey and looked miserable but in Maputo they were colourful – clothes and textiles flapping from the balconies to dry, colourful shops and cafes on the bottom floors and of course the noise and activity that you'd find in a city the size of Maputo. And, just as the city still has its buildings from those days, it has also kept the street names – our wanderings took us down streets and avenues named Vladimir Lenine, Ho Chi Min, Patrice Lumumba, Karl Marx, Mao Tse Tung, Robert Mugabe, Ahmed Sekou Toure and so on. Great African or world visionaries who didn't cozy up to communism and its ideals were strangely absent...


The "Marginal"


Old meets new - Maputo fort which stands in the middle of a 70s apartment-block jungle


The day (if not much energy) was spent wandering lazily, dropping into cafes for a bite here and a Coke there, sitting on the wall along the seafront and eventually finding a small bar for a 2M, Mozambique's best (in our opinion) beer, and a chat with the owner, a Portuguese guy who came here a few decades ago, never left, and is now the proud owner of a Maputo bar and a Mozambican passport.


Travelling with two girls, I suppose that it's inevitable........

Our second day came with a mission thanks to Jay, a guy who'd lived in Mozambique for a while who we'd met in Johannesburg. He'd told us about a fish market where you could buy a fish or 2 and take it to a restaurant out the back where it would be cooked and served up for you any way you wanted. We hopped merrily into a minibus heading north along the coast (or rather crawled into it – we're back in Africa now where the concept of a vehicle being « full » is rather a hazy one) and, with bodies twisted into shapes they had probably never been twisted into, rattled our way up to the district known as Costa do Sol, where M assured us that we had to change minibuses and go further. Would Lonely Planet be reliable this time? Would M's faith in it ever be shaken? When the minibus emptied out enough for us to breathe (and we even got a seat eventually) I asked the guy for the Mercado do Peixe. He smiled uneasily and pointed back to where we'd come. Ah well. We walked down the beach for a few kilometres, stopped for refreshments under the trees, and carried on our way. A woman passing by obviously saw the looks of slight confusion and asked us where we were going and told us that it was quite far back into town. An African perception of « quite far » is difficult to judge. Sometimes it means exactly that, and sometimes it means that it's about 300 metres. Whether this is a reflection of the speaker's reluctance to walk or the speaker's assumption that whites are lazy and use their cars to go everywhere (which, having seen how the majority of whites in Africa are, is quite understandable) is not obvious to me. When we asked for precisions, though, she told us that it was about 4 or 5 kilometres and so she ushered us into another minibus, telling us where to get off.


Some of the fish, which began a long trip from the ocean, via the Mercado do Peixe...

The lucky ones ended up in our plate.


Here, we satisfied one of Inna's wishes for the trip by buying a coconut and a straw for 10 meticais, and walked off towards the famous fish market, easily identified by the overpowering smell of fish and large amounts of people selling fish. We settled of 3 kilos of red snapper and kingfish, which was expertly fried up and served with rice, salad and coconut. Not bad. As we left, we spied the « Restaurante Caipirinha » where we savoured one of the bar's eponymous drinks, and the heavens opened in quite a spectacular way. This meant that we ran to the neighbouring pizza restaurant for more sitting around.


Inna discovers how tough life has been for us over the past year

We got dropped off in town a reasonable walk from where we were staying and wandered through the darkness back there, stopping at a small shop for a bottle of water where we were served by an old Portuguese guy. « How are you? » he asked. « Fine, fine, just enjoying a night time walk... » Inna replied. We were then treated to a small warning of how it was dangerous to walk around in Maputo at night, as I tried to think how many times we'd been given this warning about various towns. Maybe we just look tough or maybe we've just been extremely lucky (or maybe these warnings are overly precautious) but we've walked at night in many larger towns and never felt a threatening situation or come across any sort of trouble. On this evening, we were just asked for money by a guy who claimed that he'd just come out of jail and needed bus money to get up to his home in Xai-xai, but when we told him that we had nothing, he just disappeared off into the night. We did the same, facing an early morning in the Junta bus station.


Maputo, 4.30am. We're back in Africa, and that means painful wake-up times

Pointless detour

1st October-4th October – Days 366-369 – Johannesburg, South Africa and Mbabane, Swaziland


Inna had been talking about coming to Africa for a few months (or even a few years) and various problems meant that she'd nearly have missed us. In the end, we managed to stretch the trip with a bit of inventive budgeting (i.e. creating a state of denial about how little money we had left) and Inna, a friend of M's from Helsinki, would provide company for the last two weeks of the trip. She'd been to South Africa before with her parents and remembered a guided tour of Johannesburg by car, with tinted windows, and strict instructions to not unlock the doors at any point. This would be a slightly different view of the city...


New recruit !


We picked her up from Jo'burg International Airport and asked the info desk how to get a taxi back into town. After a small explanation of our meaning of the word “taxi” (a minibus taxi, rather than a white paranoia private taxi) and an inquisitive look from the info desk guy who probably hadn't heard this kind of request too often, he pointed us to the far end of the airport where we could get a ride to Kempton Park and another one to MTN station downtown. “So this is big bad Johannesburg !” she exclaimed with a hint of possibly surprise. We wandered through town again, bags on backs, to Park Station, Jo'burg's main transport hub. It's a large, confusing place and with the help several helpful standers-around, we wandered through the station, past the KFC, up the staircase and into the chaotic minibus taxi park where we eventually located the minibuses to Swaziland. The Mozambican visa question had caused us a bit of confusion – the price had recently gone up to 80€ although a phone call to the Mozambican embassy in Mbabane confirmed that they were selling it for 85 rand, a mere tenth of the price. We had hence decided to make a little detour through Swaziland in order to pick it up.


Park Station, minibus section. Despite the smallness of the fine, I went for a different option


You'll see the difference as soon as we cross into Mozambique”, we told Inna. “It'll be the real Africa. South Africa is nice, but everything works. You never get flat tyres, things run on time...”. This, of course, is why we ended up sat on the hard shoulder halfway between Johannesburg and Nelspruit with the driver desperately trying to flag down passing minibuses to replace his flat tyre. A flat tyre for which he didn't have a spare, obviously. Great!! A few other minibuses pulled over for a chat, one of which unloaded a gang of friendly drunken Swazis returning home from a wedding. One of the guys asked if he could have M as a wife but then confided “I already have a wife. She is already too much for me. Anyone who takes a second wife must be crazy!”. The gang piled in again having turned up the radio and given us a rousing demonstration of Swazi dancing and we eventually got going, thanks to a breakdown truck which had brought us a new tyre.


"You won't find this back home" series #3528043

It had been a while...

Mbabane greeted us again under a shroud of darkness and after a bite to eat and a beer at the Phoenix (a regular haunt for us the last time we were here), we headed off to Bombaso's and were greeted like old friends. The previous bunch of Finns had departed and we spent the evening in the company of a new bunch of Finns which gave Inna a soft landing, M a chance to speak Finnish in a group, and me to take stock of how terrible my Finnish had become... Our stopover in Swaziland turned out to be useless, however – it was a public holiday in Mozambique and the embassy was closed and after a bit of headscratching, we hopped into a minibus to Manzini, where we'd connect to a Maputo minibus, trying our luck on the border for a visa.


Good morning Mbabane!


The trip started off well, aside from an Ethiopian-style argument with the ticket man:

- You must pay for the bags.

- No. The Mozambicans are not paying for their bags, so we will not either.

- Yes, you must. (repeat ad nauseam)

Eventually, he got bored of this discussion, shrugged his shoulders and wandered off. However, when he took our money for the tickets along with that of the other passengers, he kept the money that he'd wanted to charge us for the bags and I started to enquire about where the rest of our change was. One woman in the minibus seemed to speak English, translated for the other passengers what our predicament was and under an increasingly loud torrent of abuse in Portuguese, the ticket man returned our change and we hit the road. At the border, however, we turned from heroes to zeroes as the other passengers sailed through the immigration formalities and we got our visas done. It turned out that, unlike the one we got between Malawi and Zimbabwe many months ago, this post gave super hi-tech visas featuring digital photos, digital fingerprints and so on. Unfortunately, it appeared that the border guards were not too familiar with technology and as time ticked on, our visas didn't seem to materialise. One border guard would hold the passport saying one of our names, the other would repeat it with a questioning tone, and there would be a deadlock. It took quite a few repetitions before the passport-holding border guard would decide to spell it for the typist-border-guard who seemed to have been introduced to a keyboard for the first time only that morning. A picture was taken, more details were taken, and the driver would come in telling us that he was leaving in 10 minutes. This happened for all three of us and, after two hours, we emerged in the dark to a riot in the minibus as the other passengers seemed rather unhappy about being made to wait for so long...


EU taxpayers, be reassured - your tax money is not being wasted in Mbabane...